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lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

(Source: thisshitisriddikulus, via australian-government)

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

(Source: sesamestreet, via iraynarvaezjr)

cyberho:

Steal her style: Leslie Knope after severe fall into Sullivan Street pit 

Ann Taylor Grey skirt suit  ( $220 )

vivienne Westwood Ladies Orange red bow blouse  ( $159.99 ) 

Steve Madden Wynston Black pumps ( $89.95 ) ( that’s the price for a pair but the look as seen on the picture above requires only 1 shoe so it’ll actually be $44,97 )

(via token-lesbian-friend)

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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"fucking idiot"

me to me (via gnarly)

(Source: hotsenator, via token-lesbian-friend)

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(Source: oetker.co.uk, via urby87)

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witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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datassium:

finally

datassium:

finally

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micdotcom:

Young British Muslims tell the Islamic State: #NotInMyName

There’s a new trend taking over the social media pages of young British Muslims, and it’s targeted right at the Islamic State. 

As Mic has previously reported, there’s something troubling about calling this terrorist group the “Islamic State,” since they do not accurately represent Islam or Islamic beliefs, but a twisted and perverted interpretation of the global religion. 

So to combat this, young activists, led by Britain’s Active Change charity, are telling the terrorists to stop acting under the banner of Islam by circulating the hashtag #NotInMyName and calling out the group for “hiding behind a false Islam.”

The message is clear | Follow micdotcom 

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homieloversaint:

five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

I’m really starting to hate yall 😭

(via not-a-total-dork)

saddeer:

tamaratunie:

me as hell

everyone should watch this every day

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via iamwumbo)

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bi-privilege:

are you about to send me an anonymous death threat? PAUSE! how about you go do something useful instead!? volunteer at your local animal shelter, play with some kittens, and take the time to completely rethink your life choices!

nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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